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Liberal Redneck: $100-million Kentucky 'Ark' is ridiculous


An enormous replica of Noah’s Ark? In landlocked Kentucky? With a price tag of $100 million?!? The Daily News’ Hillbilly-in-Chief Trae Crowder would normally be “all about a kick-a—boat, but this one’s a little bit different.” The exact replica of the ark was funded by “that young Earth ‘museum,’ full with dinosaurs and lies and stuff” shouldn’t be treated as educational and public schools shouldn’t be allowed to shepherd students to this “tourist attraction.”

“I’ll tell you what, how ‘bout the next time you want to know how Noah’s Ark worked, you can give me just a hundred regular dollars and I’ll take you to a cow pasture, you can smell the bullsh—and we’ll call it a day.”

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